I will make a lesser claim. I can accurately recreate conversations if I make notes soon after and transcribe the conversation in full within a few hours. As a newspaper columnist, I often have to do this. The results are "verbatims," accurately recorded conversations that have been only barely edited for clarity.
Having said that...
transcribed by Frank Mullen
Driver: So, you were with those Navy guys?
Frank: Yes. We had a great time.
Driver: I thought so. There was this guy smoking a cigar out front of the hotel; coupla the other guys told me he was trouble.
Frank: Lots of those old guys are trouble.
Driver: They said you musician guys aren’t having fun unless the shore patrol has to come and break it up. Said that guy with the cigar was the ringleader.
Frank: The guy with the cigar—was he a big guy?
Driver: Real big. Wish I could remember his name; Jerry, something like that.
Driver: That’s the guy! Wooeee, he’s big. Bet he’d cause a lot of trouble.