Setting: Concert band rehearsal.
Cast:
Wilbur Smith, the conductor.
A certain percussionist.
As the curtain rises, a Certain Percussionist leaves the bandstand and walks toward the door. Smitty stops the band and addresses the percussionist.
Smitty: Where are you going?
Percussionist: I'm going to get another snare.
Smitty: Where is it?
Percussionist: In the Philippines.
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