This is not a joke.
The following text is copied verbatim from Navy Band Mid-South's Facebook Page:
****IMPORTANT NOTICE TO OUR CUSTOMERS****
Due to manpower reductions executed within our organization Navy Band Mid-South will no longer have the capability to provide the following:
-Parade Band
-Ceremonial Band
-Woodwind Ensemble
Military ceremonial support will be provided by a Brass Quintet and restricted to indoor events.
We appreciate your patience as we transition to a smaller organization. If you have any questions, please contact band operations at (901) 874-5785 or nbms.ops@navy.mil.