Time: Wednesday afteroon at the first rehearsal of the Concert Band.
Setting: Ballroom.
Cast: Wilbur Smith and the NMA Concert Band.
Smitty: Okay, get up "The Last Full Measure of Devotion." This is a vocal feature, and I guarantee that Stephanie Richards will bring down the house with this.
Smitty gives the downbeat.
A few seconds of incomprehensible discord ensue.
Smitty cuts off the band.
Smitty: Is everyone playing the same thing? This is "The Last Full Measure of Devotion."
General murmurs of assent are heard from the band.
Smitty: Once more--"Last Full Measure of Devotion." Ready, and--
Smitty gives the downbeat.
A messy jumble of sound is heard.
Smitty cuts off the band.
Trombone player: Smitty, what are we playing?
Smitty: (Patiently) "The Last Full Measure of Devotion."
Trombone player: "The Last Full Measure."
Smitty: Right.
Trombone player: "Of Devotion."
Smitty: Right. "The Last Full Measure of Devotion."
Smitty gives the downbeat.
The sound is ruinous, particularly the sound from the low brass.
Smitty stops the band.
Smitty: Trombones, are you with us? We're playing "The Last Measure of Devotion."
The trombonists nod.
Smitty: Beginning at the first measure.
Trombone player: Did you say the first measure?
Smitty: That's right.
Trombone player: The first measure of "The Last Full Measure of Devotion"?
Smitty: Exactly.
The trombone section gathers in a huddle.
They argue amongst themsleves for a half-minute.
Finally, they sit back down.
Trombone player: Okay, Smitty, we're ready now.
-- The End ---