There's a first time for everything

I forgot my underwear.

Okay, long story that we don't need to go into here. The point is, there's a Wal-mart nearby, I needed a few things, David Blakeley did, too, and he has wheels. So we drove to Wal-mart.

I've never been shopping with a guy before. He knew what he needed, I knew what I needed, we split up, got what we needed, paid and left.

Total time in-store: approximately seven minutes.