Big Band Rehearsal at 0700

Director: "Get up 263, the Ellington medley."

Drummer: "I don't have a part."

3rd trombone: "It wouldn't do you any good."

Piano: "My third page is missing."

3rd Trombone: "So play the second page twice."

Bari Sax: "I gotta go to the bathroom."

4th Trumpet: "Who's got the solo at 'D'?"

1st Tenor: "I can't play at seven in the morning."

2nd Alto: "You can't play at seven at night."

Drums: "Where'd you get that coffee?."

4th Trombone: "None of your damn business."

1st Trombone: "I feel like someone dropped an anvil on my head."

1st Alto: "Is this straight or in swing?"

Bass: "What's the difference?"

Director: "One, two, one, two, three, four."