When taking the elevator, press the button corresponding with the number of the floor you wish to go to. Do not press the button corresponding to the number of the floor you are on. Failure to observe this directive will result in extremely long delays.
The single-cup coffee maker in your room will provide you with a quick, steaming cup of joe as long as you remember to put the cup in the coffee maker. Omitting this step will provide the floor with a quick, steaming cup of joe.
When stopping at the front desk to leave a wake-up call for 6AM, be sure to give your own room number. This morning someone literally had a rude awakening.
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