The Daily Poop - Sun, 13JUN10

The NMA reunion won't be the only hot action while you're in San Antonio. You might want to slip away for one of these events listed at the online source of news and culture, San Antonio Current:

• -- Wednesday night. Live at the White Rabbit: "Upon A Burning Body." Also "Haste the Day" and "My Children My Bride." I guess these are bands. Kind of makes you long for the days of "Four Jacks and a Jill" and "The Melodymen."
• -- Thursday night. At the Jump-Start Performing Arts Center: "As Filthy as it Gets." The promo says it all: "The rowdy, raunchy Methane Sisters try to regain their former rock fame with a hot new band, live rock concert performances, racy music videos and lots of feminine hygiene product giveaways."
• -- Friday night. Who wants to sit around with those boring old men and their clarinets when you could be at The Mix, thrilling to the melodic strains of Boxcar Satan and Martyrhead?
• -- Saturday night. Cap off the week with a deep, meaningful evening of professional wrestling at Burro Land Ice House.

Come to think of it, maybe you'd be better off sticking around in the hotel lounge with the rest of us. A few more choruses of "Satin Doll" or "Fly Me to the Moon" is starting to sound better and better.