The Daily Poop - Sun., 14JUN09

Last night,out of a heart-felt, sacrificial and generous desire to tell members of the Navy Musicians Association that I will be Live-blogging the 2009 reunion, I sent messages to all Email addresses on the membership roster.

About 100 bounced back.

As humble, shy and self-effacing as I am, I have to say this:

You rotten, self-centered SOBs:

• You change your email address and don't inform the NMA.
• You let your mailbox fill up so Emails are rejected.
• You write out your Email address illegibly and send it to the NMA by snail-mail, expecting the staff to understand the address, "hjllewellytrumpet113@fexipper.net ."
• You apply ridiculous security filters that refuse messages that contain suspicious words like "hello," "there," and "shipmate."

People, inform the NMA when you get a new Email address. Check your settings. Make room in your mailbox for new messages. A little preventative maintenance goes a long way, shipmates.

There. I feel better already.