The Daily Poop - Thurs, 18JUN09

The real reason I've been posting about former MUs who can't make the Navy Musicians Association reunion next week was to encourage my enemy, the tedious and egocentric Lee Hudson, to stay home. I figured I'd make it easy for him to manufacture some half-baked excuse which I would graciously accept.

But, no. Instead of an apology for missing the reunion, I get a long, incoherent message from Fleabag plastered all over my Facebook page. He's coming, although only for two nights, thanks be to God. To make things worse, he's bringing his toilet tuba, urinal eupohium and firewood bass.

Couldn't we alter the NMA membership requirements to read "All past and present members of US Navy bands, with one small exception"?