"We need a bass player. Is there a bass player here?"
"Don plays bass. Where's Don?"
"I think he went to dinner."
"How about Jimmy Mac? He's around somewhere."
"He went home. He'll be back later."
"Get Bill to play."
"He says he doesn't know changes."
"Bull. He did a great job last year."
"I can play bass."
"Okay, but you're the pianist. If you play bass, we need another piano player."
"Don plays piano. Where's Don?"
"He went to dinner."
D.C. al coda.
Frank Mullen's very unofficial source of poop, skinny and bitching for present and former U.S. Navy Musicians.
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