Thursday, June 16, 2016

Verbatim: The Elusive Percussionist.

Setting: Concert band rehearsal.

Wilbur Smith, the conductor.
A certain percussionist.

As the curtain rises, a Certain Percussionist leaves the bandstand and walks toward the door. Smitty stops the band and addresses the percussionist.

Smitty: Where are you going?

Percussionist: I'm going to get another snare.

Smitty: Where is it?

Percussionist: In the Philippines.

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